Ellis Island's brewery turns into a proper beer garden for this all-you-can-eat Oktoberfest spread, with tables piled high with Bavarian staples like sausages, schnitzel, and warm pretzels alongside the kind of hearty sides that make you loosen your belt. The house-brewed beer specials flow freely, poured in true German fashion, and there's a rowdy, communal energy to the whole thing that fits right into the "I Don't Give a Fork" series of no-frills, food-forward events.

Between plates you can catch live music setting the mood, and if you're feeling competitive, there's a pretzel-eating contest and a stein-holding contest to test just how long your arm (and your dignity) can hold out. It's the kind of low-key, old-Vegas gathering where the focus is squarely on good food, cold beer, and a room full of people happy to make fools of themselves for the sake of tradition.